Mizo fiamthu lawrkhawm (Mizo jokes)

LAMTLUANG WEEKEND SPECIAL
1. Pa: Lala, in Exam Zawhna chu a har em?
Lala: Har lo e. Mahse, a chhanna erawh a har em a ni.

2. Chhandamna Camping- ah a lut, piangthar tha deuhin a lo chhuak; "Ka Nu, ka piangthar tawh asin," a ti. A nu nen an inkuah a, an tapdun zawih zawih a. A tukah Bualin- a lo inchiu lai a nuin a hmu leh si,"Ka Nu, ka 'Da' tawh a sin," a ti a, an tap dun leh zawih zawih.

3. An inla 'Pa' mai mai khawp a, zan reiah thlanmual ah Laptop in thlahrang film te a en vel!

4. Kamding nupui a nei ve a. An Nu hnenah, "In pa chuan enge a thawhve thin ä?" an ti a. An nu chuan, "In lamah chithlah turin alo awm Sexy ngat ngat thin," a ti daih!

6. Cook hna dilna:
Sir,
I' m a Cooker. If you appoint me, I'll cook you. When I was working earlier in a Hostel, I cook them all. So, please appoint me as a Cooker.

7. Pa pakhat kha a hmelchhe awm a sin! Vawikhat chu a Inkhawm ve a. Thusawituin alo hmu fuh: "Hun hnuhnung a ni tawh a, Ramhuaite pawh ahring ahran in an rawn inlan ngam ta a nih hi!!

8. Kawmthlang naupang tlailam inkhualtelem zet chu: "Keimah" nih in chuhin an tap phung hlawm nia mawle!

9. A thianpa thih chamah khan Radio- ah hla a thlang ve a: "I dam thin maw, ka thianpa pa pa pa pa?" tih hla a thlang!!

10. A sa chang tur kha a fimkhur mai mai, an kawngkhar a pel chiah a, dingdihlipin dimtawkin a kal vel!

11. Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a Bialnute’ n Computer thar an lei ve a. Tlangval chuan a Bialnu chu, “In Computer thar chu RAM engzatnge?” tiin a zawt a. A Bialnu chuan chhan ngaihna vak hre hek lo, “Gram 60 vel a niang,” a ti ve tawp! Haha.

12. 'Bawih, ne tih, mu toh em, nai ce e. Lokal don aw?' tih kha a Ni a lo thawnpalh pek a. A zingtho an chhungkuain an lo chang thap, an zilh luai luai! Hahaha.

13. "In Inneihnaah chuan tunge Thianah i hman dawn a?"
"Ka Cousin"
"Ui! Ka thiannu nen an hming a in ang chiah chiah!"

14. Nula khan, "Ka Bialpa hi chuan Rock lampang hi a ngaina ltk," a lo ti ve ham ham a. An han chhutchiang chu 'Nitin Quarry ah a lo in hlawhthin niin!

15. An thenawm Pa nen khan an inmil vak lova. An thenawm Pa chuan an Vawkpui pawngsualah a puh a. Jail- a thlathum a tan hnuah ah Jail atanga alo chhuak chu; a thenawm te chuan Vawk note 12 lai alo nei a. 'Ka fate ka la dawn,' a ti a, a laksak ve hmiah!!

16. An Exam Zawhna kha a awl awm asin:
"Heng zawhna zawng zawng hi nawtreh la, i duh duh ziak ang che"

17. Pa- Sanga, chawei laiin i hnap sut sut suh.
Sanga- Lawr reng se itia mi?

18. A nupui Uire kha a thenngam chiah si lo, a thinrim ve bawk si! "10 Mins. danah pawr tawkin, "Va Sil leh rawh," a ti deuhchhen rigawt!!

19. Khaw pakhat Tournament- a a an hamtupa pawh kha a ham Fair lo ve mai mai asin: A tan loh lamah khan Special Penalty: Goal Vengtu awm lo; Vawithum pet te a pe vel mawle!!

20. Cowboy Thawnthu Bu a ziak ve a. A changtute an rum lutuk a, phek khatnaah an thi fai vek!!

21. Khuavang chhinchhiah awmna te kha a neimak thei bik khawp: A ha hmaiah te a nei vel

22. Saka: Ka zawhloh Mau ka'n put chu le! A va han rit ve le!
Zara: I zawh loh nise zawng i pu lo tawp ang.
Saka: Ka zawh reng reng hleinem, a rah pawh ka rap chhin eih lo!!

23. Rambuai lai khan khuaah Sipai an lo lut a. Hmeichheho chu Sipai hlauvin an tlanchhe sup sup a. Pitar pakhat pawh hi a tlan ve tuang tuang a. Midang cuan,'Ka pi, tlan ve duh suh. Engtinmah an tina lo ang che,' an ti a. Pitar chuan,''Awi! A duhtui lo ka tawnfuh palh takin!" a ti ve tlat.

24. Hre lo ve a sin:
Generator hi Current hmang a mi kha? te a ti vel!!

25. Pa : Thawk lo chuan ei pawh ei suh se.
Fapa : Ei pawh phal loh chuan thawk lo tawp ila nimai lawm!!

26. Pitarte Kawngsirah a lo e. "Engatinge kawngsirah te i ek mai mai a?" an ti a. Kawnglaiah a insawn daih a sin le!

27. Rawtuai khawrh kha a hnehsawh mai mai:
Chemin pakhat a sat tlu. A dang a kein a tlawh tlu bawk a. A kut lehlamin 'Khi khi ka ta tur,' a ti a; a la kawk bawk mawle! A khawrhpuite an hawihai raps!

28. Sipaiah a inthlar ve a. "Nam kya he?" an lo ti a. "Hei hi lawm ka huphurh em em chu," a ti a, a kekawrte zawng zawng nen a phelh nghal sawk sawk!!

29. Nupakhatin Incheina chungchangah a Fanu upa ber a lo zilh a:
"Kan nulat lai khan tuna i pawnfen anga chhingte kha chu lofeng ve ila chu tunai hian kum 5- in i upa ang.

30. "When I was in teenage, Ma grlfrenz X me, bt I cnt X her, I say I love me, bt her dnt wnt to listen I say, I cry I cry under the Lamkhuang tree. All ma franz they lough they lought me"

31. A status- ah khan 'Ka Fans zawng zawngte in zavaiin mangtha ule,' tih kha a Update ve a, Comment- tu an awm leh awm loh a chang tlaivar thak!!

32. Nula Senior lutuk pakhat pawh hian a chang changin thlan a lai ve zeuh zeuh thin.

33. Pa- Mama,chawhmeh kha a al em? Han tem teh!
Fapa- (Fianin a hawp a) "Um! A al lo lam a nih hi!
Pa- A al lo lam maw?. A al lam kha hawp leh teh!

34. Q : Ka Pu, kan Nu hi a rai thei lova!
Doctor : E khai, I la titlem a nih chu. Rai turte chuan tih tlauh tlauh a ngai a sin!!

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